V CMT
masseuse/chanteuse extraordinaire
ABQ 4/23 - 4/26 (noon)
FBSM: an acronym that used to actually mean something (other than a euphemism or 5 minute "wipe" before "the real deal" or the cheapest option on a "full service" menu of a provider with no formal massage training) :
F ull (head to toe)
B ody (no rush)
S ensual (sexyhappycomplete massage, not escort)
M assage (the real thing, not another "rub")
-
I'm a mature provider, conversationally interesting and drama-free - you'll be surprised at my age although I'm not trying to pull off any age that I'm not, I always post recent pics and videos so you can judge for yourself, and I'm pretty sure looking younger than your age with a unique, stranger-than-fiction life experience is preferable to looking older than your age with a boring history
-
Not an escort, fetish provider, nuru, or tantrika, just phenomenal deep tissue + sensual massage
-
All-inclusive - no door fee then stopping mid-massage to upsell you either the basics that should already be included or a whole different kind of appointment
-
The full time you schedule, never "up to"
-
I use real self-warming massage oil all over your body, not cold handfuls of lube, because this is real massage. Extras that exist with providers who compensate for lack of massage training and that are possible because they've covered you in water-soluble lube and not oil are not available. I work with my immensely talented hands.
-
I give massage. This is a passive experience like any therapeutic massage would be where you lie down, relax, and let go.
-
No discrimination of any kind, whether disability or ethnicity or age (the one obvious caveat is you have to be of legal age)
-
Individual male clients only, no women or couples, sorry
-
Touring only, and because of known privacy issues with short term rentals (hidden cameras and landlords spying on guests) I'm in hotels only, hotels still being the most private rendezvous option since the phrase "no tell motel" was first coined
-
With a small pet that won't in any way interrupt your massage, but please don't schedule with allergies
-
Screening is mandatory - all adult providers face exactly the same level of risk, regardless of services offered
Have you been disappointed with attempts to schedule FBSM elsewhere?
Or is your frame of reference just getting weakly wiped with oil because you assume "rubs" are all that's out there? Boy have I got news for you.
Cause and effect can play a role though, so let's be sure we're on the same page.
The glass half empty client says things like "just massage" and schedules with FBSM providers out of curiosity but knows he'll push for more. He's often found on escort boards telling men who praise FBSM how foolish they are for not valuing "full service" to the exclusion of everything else. Please don't book if this describes you. An upseller using the word massage as a euphemism is your natural counterpart, and that's never going to be who I am.
The glass half full client wishes it wasn't so hard to find gifted therapists (not just anyone with a pulse) to give real massage combined with sensual touch, not the indistinguishable "rubs" found in dozens if not hundreds of ads in every city. He knows with FBSM his world won't come crashing down on him if he carries an STI home to his wife, so he's able to relax and truly immerse himself in an experience of pure self-indulgence knowing he's done the most to mitigate risk. Please reach out if this describes you. You're a genuine FBSM client.
***I give massage on a table, and appointments won't move to the bed with offers of money or assurances of prowess. If you want an escort experience where you partially steer the ship, escorts are plentifully available. I'm not a dominant, just a massage therapist, and if you jumped off the table at Massage Envy and said "ok now lie down and I'll do you" they'd be equally thrown. Don't ruin a great massage by thinking "I wish this were something else" the whole time rather than reveling in the pure sensation and abandon of what is. It's similar to putting the camera down and actually taking in where you are instead of documenting something you aren't actually present in. Book a massage with me, then let go and experience it. With different providers you can have "full service" one day, FBSM the next, tantra the day after that, and nuru then BDSM to round out the week... and not try to make everybody into the same thing. I promise you in every instance you'll maximize the quality of each type of experience by booking the service you want with the provider who clearly advertises it, then allowing them to create the experience they excel in. Going to a big menu escort for massage is like going to Golden Corral for steak.***