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Please don't wait in my hotel parking lot or lobby.

Please don't stand outside my hotel.

Please don't name the street my hotel is on on a public chat forum.

(If you want discretion please be discreet.)

I shower before almost every appointment.

If your drive went faster than you guessed please wait literally anywhere but my hotel,

and call or text at appointment time.

60 min/250

90 min/325

***CASH ONLY***

Chargebacks and reversals are the hot new way to abuse good providers.

Paper in hand only.

 

 

9 AM - 10 PM Monday-Friday

11 AM - 10 PM Saturday and Sunday

(I travel every day of the year, and other hotel guests are notoriously

inconsiderate and loud into the wee hours on weekends, so

I can only offer early morning appointments on weekdays.

Finish scheduling anything for before noon by the day before.

As a human much like yourself, I need sleep to live.)

 

 

Quality takes time.

Real massage requires at least 60 minutes, so no half hours, sorry.

Please give adequate notice of at least a few hours,

keyword "least", as a day or two ahead is preferred.

Contact me here after watching the video below, thanks.

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